Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

A plastic bag has lodged itself securely to a limb of a tree that I can see from my bedroom window. It distracts me sometimes with its movement, with its simulacrum of agency.

The seeming randomness of this newsletter’s paragraphs symbolize that sort of distraction. It is a common ailment of the 2020s.

Walking though the “alley” between C and D Streets with my anti-racism class yesterday, my students and I came upon Bill Buchanan, the journalist and host of the KDRT radio show and podcast Davisville. I wonder if my students thought that encounter was staged.

I have learned that if you walk for enough hours on the streets of Davis, sooner or later you will encounter a friend (or stranger who would make a good friend candidate).

My wife Kate is really good at Wordle, but she shares her Wordle victories only with me and a few other close friends. My Pub Quiz anagrams are more difficult than the daily Wordle, so I give context clues.

Speaking of games and friends, when I played chess over the table with my close friend Joe Mills, I won only about 60% of the time. Now we are playing online, so I have time to think between moves. He comes close to beating me sometimes. I’m grateful for his company and what I imagine is his patience.

My dad taught me how to give hugs and to play chess, for which I am grateful. He never taught me how to change the oil of a car, so I hire others to do that and play chess with Joe on my phone while I wait. 

Of course, these days I also don’t drive the car. Instead of changing the oil, yesterday I stopped by Fleet Feet to replace my shoes. The salesman and I agreed that shoes with 2,000 miles on them deserve to be replaced.

I was a bit embarrassed not to have brought my shoes in earlier. My favorite BU professor, Christopher Ricks, wrote an entire book about embarrassment. It was titled Keats and Embarrassment. He was subsequently knighted by the Queen. Now he is Sir Christopher. He still teaches at Boston University, but he walks the streets of Cambridge, the Harvard University and MIT town that aspires to have as many bicyclists per capita as we do in Davis.

My dad loved to walk, and he loved the Muppets. He especially loved The Muppet Show because of the ways the show aspired (but usually failed) to approximate the success of the traveling vaudeville performers he got to see as a child. Such performers hooked him on show business. He would have been pleased that his grandson Jukie keeps asking for Muppet movies at home.

Jim Henson must have had an active imagination, as well as a team of puppet artisans to “materialize” that imagination. Poets like me don’t need a team of helpers to write a poem. 

Valentine’s Day weekend requires the married poet to pay better attention to the images in his head, for he will have to assemble a number of them in the coming days in order to write something for his audience of one. Sometimes the resulting creation is shared more broadly.

Looking it over, I see that this week’s newsletter is more a disassembly, rather than an assembly. It reflects centrifugal forces, rather than centripetal. Richard Paul Evans, author of The Christmas Box, said, “The law of centrifugal force seems to be as true for the human condition as it is for the Newtonian mechanics. The faster our lives spin, the more things tend to fly apart.”

Ecclesiastes 3:5 says that there is “a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing.” 

We gather together in childhood – at my Waldorf school, we had “assemblies” – and we fly apart from those onetime friends as adults. Small children embrace all the time, and then those children take a brake from embracing, until, say in high school, the impulse to embrace returns with a vengeance.

February 12^th is the birthday of Abraham Lincoln, most people’s favorite Republican, and Jim Parmelee, a Virginia Republican activist who I knew at that Waldorf school. We attended each other’s birthday parties in the late 1970s, but I haven’t shaken his hand since 1981. I don’t remember if we ever embraced.

The last time I talked to Jim Parmelee, it was for a 2001 interview on my radio show. He wanted to know when Al Gore was going to move out of the Vice Presidential Residence at One Observatory Circle in my old neighborhood so that Dick Cheney could move in. Even that sort of contentiousness seems sedate by today’s standards.

Speaking of divisions, in his 1858 “House Divided” speech at the Illinois State Republican Convention, Abraham Lincoln said, “I believe this government cannot endure, permanently half slave and half free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved – I do not expect the house to fall – but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing, or all the other.”

Just the year before that speech, in 1857, Moby-Dick author Herman Melville published his novel The Confidence-Man, about a scam artist who repeatedly rooked people on a Mississippi River steamboat. Lincoln could spot a swindler.

Lincoln didn’t care for the sophistry of Stephen A. Douglas. In 1854, Lincoln said this: “It was a great trick among some public speakers to hurl a naked absurdity at his audience, with such confidence that they should be puzzled to know if the speaker didn’t see some point of great magnitude in it which entirely escaped their observation. A neatly varnished sophism would be readily penetrated, but a great, rough non sequitur was sometimes twice as dangerous as a well-polished fallacy.”

Too many of us have succumbed to well-polished fallacies when we should be standing firm with the truth. Once in 1862 President Lincoln was helping Civil War nurse Rebecca Pomeroy down from a carriage and onto the sidewalk. He said this to her, “All through life be sure you put your feet in the right place, and then stand firm.” Lincoln was always seeking an occasion to share aphorisms the way that a poet looks for occasions to share images.

Nurse Pomeroy was a first responder, an essential worker. She was the sort of citizen Lincoln would have had in mind when he tried to preserve the union, to challenge all the centrifugal forces that distract us or, at worst, drive us apart.

I hope you get to see this week’s Pub Quiz. It will feature questions about the following: anodynes, records, penguins, the economies of space, ultra-short Shakespearean poems, favorites, tennis dramas, opinions and reminiscences, elements you know, famous south coast islands, people named Lucy, patient guests, singer-songwriters, best sellers, American states, chocolate, resorts, glories and freedoms, staves, seasons, Black Kennedys, shoulder-spans, mixed woodlands, architects, adjacencies, gold standards, title questions, pale blue eyes, pioneers working with Adobe online, current events, and Shakespeare.

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Stay well. As Kit Ramsey says, “Keep it together.”

Dr. Andy

Here are four questions from last week’s Pub Quiz:

1. Science. Starting with the letter C, what sort of fruit pits do North and South Americans know best?  

2. Books and Authors. Underground Books, the Sacramento region’s only Black-owned bookstore can be found in the heart of what neighborhood?  

3. Current Events – Names in the News. According to a recent KCRA headline, “UC Davis Library To House Legacy Archive Of [an] Internationally Acclaimed Chef.” Name this chef who donated his legacy archive and all his cookbooks to UC Davis.   

4. Sports. First name Nathan, who is the first figure skater to have landed five types of quadruple jumps in competition?  

P.S. Joe Wenderoth is our featured poet at the Natsoulas Gallery this coming Thursday night at 7. Find the details at Poetry in Davis.

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

In a January, 2022 article in The New Yorker, Deep Work author Cal Newport suggested that we should work more slowly to get more done. That seems nonsensical at first, for we think that people who work slowly (I think of Flash, an actual sloth who works for the equivalent of the DMV in the animated film Zootopia) are naturally less productive. But I bet many of us have experienced days where spending time discussing the abundance of action items on our TO DO lists, if only with ourselves, has taken the place of actually doing the work.

Newport suggests that the overwhelm of having so many action items actually makes us less productive: “When you’re tackling too many . . . projects concurrently, . . .. the combined impact of all of the corresponding meetings and messages can take over most of your schedule, creating an overhead spiral of sorts in which you spend significantly more time talking about work than actually getting it done—a form of wheel-spinning freneticism that amplifies frustration and, ultimately, leads to burnout.”

Even though I’ve tried to take on less during the two years of the ongoing pandemic, now that we are teaching in person again, I see how the tasks are swallowing my days. To take stock of my responsibilities, I recently counted up the categories of work I do for which I could use support from an undergraduate assistant or two. I came up with 21 categories. Thankfully, many of the projects for which I need help are self-assigned. Unwritten books far outnumber even the written ones.

I share such opportunities with potential student helpers not only because I do too much and could use the help, but also because I enjoy mentoring students individually, helping them to discover and take advantage of resources made available by me, by the university, and by our city of Davis. I’ve helped students choose and prepare themselves for more ambitious goals than they originally thought possible, testing out what Stephen Covey says in The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People: “Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he can and should be and he will become as he can and should be.” Covey uses gender-specific language, but over the years I have hired more women than men.

What can I offer them? As if holding magic binoculars, I try to look into a student’s future, with the hope of alerting them to what is coming around the corner. Sometimes the wisdom I impart upon students comes out of conversation, from readings that we share with one another, or from favorite comedians. Two quotations by Steve Martin, both making self-deprecating comparisons, come to mind: “Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.” Teaching students to value the work for its own sake, to make daily incremental progress towards their goals, and to keep submitting their projects for evaluation, despite the inevitable rejections, helps them to build the habits necessary to succeed. As a poet, I also remind the students I mentor to be creative. Steve Martin also said, “I have found that, just as in real life, imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.”

Persistence and imagination! As Steve Martin and Cal Newport could tell you, by setting big goals and then patiently working on them, we will likely get less done in an hour or a day, but accomplish more of what matters in a year, or a lifetime. I have found that I can do so especially when I benefit from the help, ingenuity, and imagination of California’s best undergraduates.

Nobody, except perhaps the millions of contributors to Wikipedia, have helped me with the quiz I wrote this week. Some tasks we are uniquely qualified to do, no matter the talent of whose who offer their help. Expect questions on topics raised above, as well as the following: towels, apologies, retributions, Nashville distances, invasions, symbols, minerals, guitarists, textiles, light years, podcasts, late-night comedians, marmots, clutches, jumps, chefs, bookstores, beans, pans, vaccination providers, canyons, trials, nerds, dogs and other animals, bridges, ladies, centuries in Asia and Europe, current events, and Shakespeare.

Thanks to all the players and teams who join us on Patreon and thus subscribe to these newsletters, and/or the pub quizzes. The Original Vincibles, The Outside Agitators, and Quizimodo deserve a special shout out for their sustaining support. Let me know if you would like to see your name or team name appear here. In addition to the money I already send to the Yolo Food Bank, I will make a $20 donation to this stellar local charity in the name of any first-time subscribers, even if you subscribe for only a month. I think you will value receiving the quizzes every week.

Thanks for reading to the bottom of this week’s newsletter. Stay safe!

Dr. Andy

P.S. Here are five autograph questions from last week’s quiz:

1. In 2012, a librarian at a high school in Tupelo, Mississippi discovered a library card in the back of an old book signed in 1948. This is the oldest known autograph by what person?  

2. The earliest known autograph by a major historical is that of El Cid, Prince of Valencia (1098). Name the country.  

3. Who was the earliest U.S. president not to have signed the Declaration of Independence?     

4. An autographed first-edition copy of what James Joyce novel has the greatest value of any of his autographed books? 

5.  Queen Elizabeth II signs her name “Elizabeth R.” What does the R stand for?  

P.S. “True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity, before it is entitled to the appellation.” George Washington

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

Years ago my brother left People magazine in part because he could see the writing on the wall: increasingly magazines had been substituting reporting on celebrities’ revelatory Twitter and Instagram posts rather than sending out reporters to cover people and events. 

Of course, the academy noted these changes first. Way back in 1996, my onetime neighborhood college, Georgetown University, launched what we think is the nation’s first Internet Studies master’s degree – the program is now called Communication, Culture & Technology. In that same year, I with my new PhD was a campus resource on such topics, but soon UC Davis would create its own undergraduate program in Technocultural Studies (now called Cinema and Digital Media Studies).

But back to Twitter for a moment: Did you know that linguists have been discovering and charting busy all the ways that Twitter users in March and April of 2020 were assigning the Coronavirus the names, monikers, and characteristics of women? Here are some examples, taken from the essay “COVID-19, the beer flu; or, the disease of many names” by Antonio Lillo in the October, 2020 journal Lebende Sprachen (which I just happened to have on my bedside table):

I omitted some of the tweets with language that was demeaning or that was too spicy for this newsletter. 

I wonder how soon Coronavirus Cultural Studies (Virus Studies?) will be a major, or at least a designated emphasis, at an American or British university. Universities are already leading the way in helping us understand and combat the coronavirus (a much catchier name than “SARS-CoV-2”), but who shall help us understand the ways that creative professionals will respond to the virus with art, books, and film? My domestic autodidact film studies enthusiast and son Truman has been lining up great American movies for us to see over the last 18 months, so we’ve been engaging in our own form of cultural studies, but as I watch these movies, I can’t help but wish that the films’ protagonists would stand farther away from one another and mask up.

Last night Kate, Truman, and I and some friends (happy birthday week, Kari!) went to see the Australian acrobatic troupe Circa perform their show Humans: 2.0. We loved it, Kate describing the show “mesmerizing, a bit terrifying, and so beautiful.” Throwing and catching each other, and spinning each their fellow circus actors around their bodies like lightweight props, the nine performers get to know (and trust) each other very well, and even they wore their masks on stage. Even though we stared at them intently for 70 minutes last night, if any one of those performers were to knock on my door today, I probably wouldn’t recognize them. Even Georgia Webb, the woman who can balance two stories of performers on her muscular shoulders, would get a blank look from Dr. Andy. I’ve never seen her face.

Interestingly, I have been “meeting” with my advanced writing students for a month this quarter, and we have another six weeks left to the quarter, but I may never “see” those students again, for this week we are pivoting from appearing unmasked in Zoom squares to thoroughly masked in the classroom.

I admire these hard workers that fill my virtual and actual class rooms. Perhaps these will be the very students whose eventual research, creativity, and writing will someday help us better understand the unevenly isolated and infected world and culture in which we live.

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Thanks to all of you who subscribe to the Pub Quiz via Patreon. This week’s quiz will feature questions on topics raised above, and on the following: London in the 1960s, long lifetimes, Hawaiian exports, short titles, old titles, rooms and passages, founding fathers, famous princes, manic flights from the Midwest, mermaids, notable stones, four-syllable words that start with the letter P, roses, Tropical birds, babies of knowledge, population dips, Michael Jordan’s basketballs, Canadian warriors, Hungarian Roma, rediscovered books, light gasses, faster and more furious, the Black Sea, Stephen Breyer factoids, London in the 1960s, long lifetimes, Hawaiian exports, short titles, old titles, rooms and passages, founding fathers, famous princes, manic flights from the Midwest, mermaids, Mary had a Little Lamb, notable stones, four-syllable words that start with the letter P, roses, famous unions, surface areas, derailed painters, units and credits, hometown heroes, current events, and Shakespeare. If I were to repeat some of these clues, would you notice?

Poetry Night Thursday takes place at 5 PM on the ROOF of the John Natsoulas Gallery. You should join us.

Be well.

Dr. Andy

P.S. Here are three questions from last week’s quiz:

1. Internet Culture. In what web-based word game do players attempt to guess a five-letter word in six attempts?  

2. Newspaper Headlines. What U.S. Senator was recently censured by the Arizona Democratic Party executive board?  

3. Four for Four. Of all American states, for which of the following fruits is California the largest (or top) producer: grapes, kiwifruit, peaches, strawberries?  

P.S. “You don’t have to be doing vocal acrobatics or singing all over the scale to have soul.” Mariah Carey

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

Today I lament the passing of Thích Nhất Hạnh, the Vietnamese monk and author of more than 50 books, at least a half-dozen of which I have read. He founded what he coined “Engaged Buddhism,” as well as Plum Village in France, the largest Buddhist monastery in the west. When he nominated Hạnh for the Nobel Prize in 1967, the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. called him “an Apostle of Peace and Nonviolence.”

Today the Dalai Lama of Tibet said this about Thích Nhất Hạnh: “In his peaceful opposition to the Vietnam war, his support for Martin Luther King and most of all his dedication to sharing with others not only how mindfulness and compassion contribute to inner peace, but also how individuals cultivating peace of mind contributes to genuine world peace, the Venerable lived a truly meaningful life.

“I have no doubt the best way we can pay tribute to him is to continue his work to promote peace in the world.”

In one of Thích Nhất Hạnh’s most famous books, titled Peace Is Every Step: The Path of Mindfulness in Everyday Life, he teaches readers how to infuse everything we do with mindfulness and compassion, whether it is taking a walk – “Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet” – or planting lettuce:

“When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the lettuce. You look for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water, or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with our friends or family, we blame the other person. But if we know how to take care of them, they will grow well, like the lettuce. Blaming has no positive effect at all, nor does trying to persuade using reason and argument. That is my experience. No blame, no reasoning, no argument, just understanding. If you understand, and you show that you understand, you can love, and the situation will change.”

I have thought about this quotation often as a parent of a child with autism, a child who doesn’t always make wise choices. As Hạnh points out, it makes no more sense for me to blame my son Jukie for some odd or chancy behavior any more than it does to blame lettuce for not growing well. Perhaps there are some gardeners who swear at their harvests.

Whether we are people or lettuce leaves, during these winter months, we could probably all use more water and more sun. As Hạnh says, we could also use more understanding (for and from others) and more love. With regard to persuasion, I have often wondered how my own expressions (or personal example) of love might help people in my inner circles come to agree with me about some personal or political topic (such as the wisdom of protecting ourselves and our loved ones by vaccinating against harmful viruses, or the need to uphold just and democratic values) more so than any ingenious or self-righteous argument. 

On this beautiful sunny Saturday, I am grateful for compassion-teachers such as Thích Nhất Hạnh. His teachings and philosophies have helped me weather adversities with greater equanimity and hope. As Hạnh says, “Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear. If we believe that tomorrow will be better, we can bear a hardship today.”

I hope that taking a moment to reflect on Hạnh’s kind words and his life of service helps to lighten some of your own burdens today.

Thanks to all my Pub Quiz subscribers, especially those who make significant investments in this enterprise, such as Quizimodo, The Outside agitators, and The Original Vincibles. I appreciate your support of my weekly trivia composition habit, and for these newsletters, and I’m glad to keep sharing the wealth with you on Patreon. This week’s Pub Quiz will feature questions on topics hinted at above, and on the following: gardening, cooking, tiny creatures, newspapers, six attempts, censures, California fruits, New Zealand monkey sanctuaries, histories, divisional opponents, short-term occupations, correspondents, world capitals, Star Wars facts, mysteries, cats, party blenders, fine mesh, cores, French inventors, uses, sisters, exasperations, launderers, gelato, weak tears, weather reports, seven seas, bat wielders, African nicknames, hospitals, stars who didn’t return, kiwifruits, web applications, current events, and Shakespeare.

Be well!

Dr. Andy

P.S. Here are three questions from last week’s quiz:

1. Mottos and Slogans. Starting with the letter H, what is the name of the rowing machine company that uses the slogan “Live Outdoor Reality”?   

2. Internet Culture. In what decade did the video game character Mario first appear?  

3. Four for Four. Which three of the following are actual kinds of mint: American wild mint, corn mint, fox mint, watermint?   

P.S. “The wave does not need to die to become water. She is already water.” Thích Nhất Hạnh

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

The nation’s attention seems to be directed at our hospitals, though perhaps not enough of us are attending to the precautions we should take to stay out of hospitals.

A friend of mine had a heart attack this week. Younger even than me, he and his wife were surprised by his sudden heart pains. The paramedics wisely transported him to a hospital in Sacramento that had the sophisticated equipment necessary for doctors to diagnose and treat his heart.

I’m grateful that my friend’s medical procedures were successful, and now I have deepened my understanding of angioplasty and stents, miraculous technologies that save and lengthen lives. As I write this, my friend is already back at home resting comfortably. He said tonight that it was strange not to have buttons on the side of his bed. His sweet and enormous dog, with whom I got to spend several hours on Wednesday, is happy to have him home.

Any of us could imagine much worse outcomes for my friend. The New York Times revealed this week that the omicron variant of the coronavirus is so contagious that many people who go to the hospital for unrelated reasons, such as to set a broken bone or to have a baby, are testing positive for the virus. Hospitals in wealthy and in economically depressed areas of the country are overrun, with the staff shortages causing even more problems than the overflow of covid patients.

I’m no health educator or epidemiologist, but I believe that it is time again to flatten the curve, primarily by staying out of buildings where people can be found. A friend re-shared this dark poem online today:

2019: avoid negative people

2020: avoid positive people

2021: avoid people

2022: a void

Another friend reminded me of a statement by the Canadian health educator Joyce Sunada: “If you don’t take time for your wellness, you will be forced to take time for your illness.”

Do such memes console us in a time of such widespread anxiety and grief? Even the healthiest among us who attend to the best wellness advice (typically that means eat lots of greens and healthy fats, exercise and sleep regularly, and avoid even the most popular toxins) will one day have to take time to attend to our illnesses. 

We grow the most from mistakes and mishaps, either our own, or those that we see or read are being experienced by others. But for that growth to take place, we have to take important first courageous steps. As Maya Angelou said, “Courage is the most important of all the virtues because without courage, you can’t practice any other virtue consistently.” 

I hope that 2022 is more an opportunity for courage, rather than a void, for all of us. January is a time of resolutions. I hope the results of your wellness resolutions include you staying out of crowded buildings, and staying healthy enough to support the people in your circles and in our community who need it most.

This week’s Pub Quiz will feature some topics raised above, as well as questions on the following: Snakes, quarters, illegal drugs, Nobel Prize winners, peninsulas, American cities, seeds, furtive words, McDonald’s, ersatz boats, big gorillas, mints, state history, jotters, messengers, champions, spoons, backup dancers, people born in Canada, babies, speeches, caps, important books, Oscar winners, somewhat recognizable flags, kilograms, assists, fairies, current events, and Shakespeare.

Poetry Night Thursday at 7 will feature Gabrielle Myers. Join us via Zoom. Find details at the website Poetry in Davis.

Be well!

Dr. Andy

P.S. Here are five questions from last week’s quiz: 

1. Internet Culture. Divisible by eight, what is the number of bits in a byte?

2. Newspaper Headlines. What restaurant this week announced its $10 a month daily taco membership?  

3. Four for Four. Which of the following countries is among the top ten countries with the most comprehensive mobile network coverage in the world: Senegal, Singapore, South Korea, Sweden?  

4. Know Your States. How many US states does Idaho border?  

5. U.S. Presidents. When he was Secretary of State, the future sixth U.S. president negotiated the treaty which provided for the American acquisition of Florida. Name him.  

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

Part I: The Numbers

With your help, my fundraiser for the Smith-Lemli-Opitz Foundation surpassed all my expectations. At the end of this newsletter, I will finally reveal how many walkathon miles I walked in 2021. I’m sure you are eager to know.

I have an ambivalent relationship with Facebook. The company has monetized our relationships, manipulated our attentions, made many of us into grudging stalkers, and sparked many jealousies and bouts of depression. As Mark Twain says, “Comparison is the death of joy.”

On the other hand, like an address book, Facebook keeps a record of who we know. I’ve always had an address book, and at one point in my life considered it to be one of my most valuable possessions. I remember that when I left London after studying abroad in 1987, I accidentally left my address book behind in the bedroom that I shared with my future wife, Kate. She put a bow on it and mailed it to me as a Christmas present, and that bow still sits on it today in the cabinet next to me as I write this.

Paul Simon famously asserted that “I know what I know,” and that was certainly true for me in 1987, but over the subsequent decades, Facebook has communicated to me that I actually don’t know what (or who) I know. Facebook reminds us of all the people who would otherwise have silently slipped from our lives. We’ve all had the realization that we haven’t seen or heard from an acquaintance who we used to incidentally encounter all the time. While sometimes such friends appear in the obituary pages of the Davis Enterprise, we know that if we have connected with such an acquaintance on Facebook, and if like Mamá Coco we keep in our hearts a secret picture of that otherwise forgotten person, we might still be able to summon them up on Facebook and, if we choose, review their vacation pictures.

This week I have another reason to appreciate Facebook: It has reminded me of the kindness and generosity of the people in my virtual community. Last week I announced that my son Jukie and I were raising money for the foundation that supports medical research into Jukie’s rare genetic syndrome: Smith-Lemli-Opitz syndrome. I set a modest goal of a couple thousand dollars, chose one of Kate’s more touching Jukie-Daddy photographs, announced that it was Jukie’s 21^st birthday, and invited anyone to participate who felt compelled.

The response was astounding. Roughly in chronological order, I heard from friends of my parents, friends I made in elementary school, friends from high school (with about ten percent of my graduating class participating, including a gift of $500 from a kind woman now living in San Diego), friends from college (including a donation from someone from the all-male floor of my freshman dorm), friends from graduate school, friends among my fellow UC Davis Writing Program faculty colleagues, former students from my writing and literature classes, first noble citizens of the City of Davis, friends made at the San Francisco Writers Conference, friends from Academic Technology Services at UC Davis, friends from the local poetry community, and friends made at community events that I’ve hosted over the last 15 years, such as pub quizzes. I also heard from a few representatives of campus leadership (thanks, Chancellor!).

I will name the 115 Facebook-using supporters of and numerous other donors to the Smith-Lemli-Opitz Foundation, below, but for right now, I’d like to update you on the current totals. Via the Andy’s Fundraiser Facebook donation page, people like you have donated over seven thousand dollars, in fact, $7,260. (The amount actually just went up while I was writing this post.) In response to my earlier invitation, people also donated over $650 to the Foundation via the Giving Hearts Day webpage (taking advantage of some matching grants). Furthermore, some people just sent checks to the Foundation via its webpage. Others told me of their plans to give.

As the grand total raised in recognition of Jukie’s birthday continues to inch up towards $10,000, I am grateful for the support of the many medical researchers who are investigating treatments and potential cures of this rare syndrome, as well as the offered support of the families of children with SLO who don’t have the resources that Jukie’s family does. At a time like this, I almost feel like George Bailey, a man who has committed various forms of support to his community, and in reward is named (spoiler alert) “the richest man in Bedford Falls.” As my brother Oliver pointed out to me on my radio show this past Wednesday, George was rich because he had so many friends, rather than having so much money. You and Facebook reminded me this week that those are the sort of riches that matter. 

Part II: More Numbers 

As I wrote about last week, Jukie and I survived 2021 by taking long walks. Now I am ready to share how long.

Not counting any walking I did when I didn’t have my phone in my pocket, in 2021 I averaged seven miles a day, and thus I walked 2,555 miles from January 1 to December 31, 2021. If you count steps instead of miles, that’s 16,186 steps a day, or 5,907,890 steps.

Seven miles a day is a feat I didn’t realize I could accomplish until the fall when I started walking back and forth to the UC Davis campus on most weekdays. As you can see from the attached image, I averaged closer to a mere six or six and a half miles a day for most of the year, but then when I walked 7.5 miles a day in September and 8.7 miles a day in October, I knew that if I pushed it (to 9.2 miles a day in November), I could reach my new goal.

The more I walked, the more I developed other unreasonable goals, such as 2,600 miles last year, so that I could say that I walked 50 miles a week. You can also see, above, how the number 5,907,890 is tantalizingly close to six million steps. Even though I tapped the brakes a bit in December, I’m pleased with the result. If you are curious about the benefits of this consistent regimen of ultra-low-impact exercise, I can tell that my legs and core are stronger. In addition to keeping from going crazy, I also lost about five pounds last year, though I attribute much of that to the enormous and healthy egg and tofu vegetable scrambles that Kate makes me for brunch every day. If it’s the right meal (like the right spouse), sometimes one meal a day is all you need.

Part III: The Donors

I’m going to thank here everyone who supported the Smith-Lemli-Opitz Foundation in celebration of my son Jukie’s 21^st birthday. Unless you are looking for additional candidates for prayers, silent thanks, or other forms of private celebration and merit, or if you want to make sure that I didn’t forget you, you are invited to skip this next paragraph.

Andrew Newman, Ann Michaele Miller, Anne Seitz Da Vigo, Barbara Saunders, Ben Robideaux, Bill Roe, Brad Harding, Brian Sway, Brooke Sarkaria, Brooke Tabs, Cass Sylvia, Catherine Olvera, Cathy Haskell, Charlie Alpers, Chris Reynolds, Christina Hopkins Hooke, Cindy Katz Williams, Claire Tauzer, Crilly Butler, Dana Ferris, Dana Topousis, Danny Fisher, Dave Pierini, David Webb, Dominic Triglia, Don Saylor, Don Yee, Douglas DeSalles, Eavan Leigh, Elizabeth Freeman, Erika Kreger, Chancellor Gary May, Gretchen Noah, Guneet Bajwa, Isabel Ward, Jacqueline Dabadie Radin, Jan Coss, Jane Beal, Janet Sivori Berry, Jared Hippler, Jean Gruss, Jeff Smithson, Jeffrey Day, Jenae Cohn, Jennifer Larsen, Jesse Drew, Jim Grellas, John Boe, John Lescroart, John Mounier, Jonathan London, Joseph Zeccola, Josh Chapman, Josh Livni, Joy Cohan, JP Cahn, Julia Levine, Julian Elias, June Augusta Gillam, Karen Pulasky Karoly, Kathleen Holder, Kathryn Ray, Katrina Knighton, Katy Brown, Keith David Watenpaugh, Laura Lacy, Lauren Holzgrafe Kahn, Lauren Liz (who came up with the idea of yelling “Science!”), Laurie Downing Loving, Laurie San Martin, Linda Scheller, Lisa Goldberg, Lorin Kalisky, Lucas Frerichs, Lynda Morlan Jones, Lynette Hart, Lyra Halprin, Manuel Medeiros, Marisa Stoller Brandt, Mark Edry, Martha Kight, Mary Zeppa, Meggan Levitt, Merissa Leamy, Michael Bisch, Michelle McKim, Mike Coleman, Miles Miniaci, Mimi Kusch, Minh Huy Ly, Mitchell Mysliwiec, Mo Lynn Stoycoff, Monique van den Berg, Patricia Turner, Peter Dudley, Peter G Blando, Rebecca Calisi Rodriguez, Rita Parisi, Rob Heckman, Rochelle Swanson, Roger White, Roxanna Deane, Roy Bridgman, Sadia Adnan, Sally Madden, Samantha Tate, Sandra Borgerson, Sara Ashley Watterson, Sasha Slocombe, Shannon Henry Kleiber, Stanley Zumbiel, Stephen Briggs, Stephen Magagnini, Susan Browne, Susan Kelly-DeWitt, Teri Thorpe Greenfield, Todd Van Zandt, Vanessa Rapatz, Vicki Smith, Wayne Ginsburg, Wendy Silk. Wow! 

Some of these people gave with their spouses or significant others, so I also thank those unnamed people. Some sent a check to the SLO Foundation, so I also thank them. Some will be inspired by seeing the names of all these amazing people I hold all these people in my heart. Because the global SLO Foundation is run by volunteers, and the syndrome is so rare, donations to fundraisers like this one make up a significant part of the budget of the entire enterprise. These donors are funding new scientific studies, spreading awareness of this rare syndrome, and making possible the biennial conference. If you would still like to donate to this ongoing fundraiser, I will add your name to this pantheon of benefactors!

This week’s Pub Quiz is filled with intrigue and delightful challenges. I hope you will get to see it. Expect questions on diets, kingdoms, internet users, baseball players, unions, northern Europe, fancy restaurants, Nobel laureates, classical music, Tanzania, alcoholic beverages, memberships, countries whose names start with S, Idaho, dragons, famous schools, big movies, proper names, people who famously wore one glove, Oscars, lanterns made of oak, infamous lakes, balls, country music awards, broken records, digits, earnest requests, people named Stanley, sugar beets, Revolutionary War heroes, current events, and Shakespeare.

Thanks to my subscribers on Patreon. If you need more joy and intellectual challenge in your life, I hope you, too, will consider subscribing. Thanks especially to the teams Quizimodo, The Outside Agitators, and The Original Vincibles. Until next week, stay safe!

Dr. Andy

P.S. Here are three questions from last week’s Pub Quiz:

1. Film. At the end of Toy Story 2, Jessie finds herself needing to be rescued from a plane bound for what country?  

2. Countries of the World. Now with a robust economy and a population of 126 million, what Asian country joined the First World War on the side of Britain and her allies, gaining some Pacific islands from Germany?  

3. Amazon Films. What 1954 American black-and-white 3D monster horror film depicts a group of scientists who encounter a piscine amphibious humanoid in the waters of the Amazon?  

P.P.S. “Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present.” Albert Camus.

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

TL;DR: I am raising money for the Smith-Lemli-Opitz Foundation, and I could use your help.

We are all familiar with walkathons. Devotees to a (typically medical) charity will explain the need, set up a course, and then hope that all the participants will harass their friends into pledging to the cause, either in the form of a lump sum or a dollar amount donation per mile walked.

I’ve been running a low-key walkathon in 2021, and I hope you will participate in helping me raise money for a worthy cause. As you may know, my son and frequent walking partner Jukie has a rare metabolic disorder called Smith-Lemli-Opitz syndrome (or SLO). Individuals with SLO cannot metabolize cholesterol properly, a deficiency that affects every system of their bodies, including brain health and development. SLO has a high mortality rate (80% at or before birth), and the children born with it wrestle with a series of maladies for the entirety of their lives. For example, my son Jukie, who turns 21 on Tuesday, has cognitive and developmental delays and is non-verbal. 

Jukie has participated in research into SLO at both Oregon Health & Science University and at the National Institutes of Health in Washington, D.C. We would take our boy to the ends of the earth to improve his health and quality of life, as well as the lives others like him. Sadly, because SLO is relatively rare, fewer researchers than we would hope actually devote the time and resources necessary to understand this unusual syndrome.

Of course, “treating” SLO is a daily concern in our family. During the pandemic, I was charged with getting our stir-crazy boy out of the house. Not understanding coronavirus, and generally unable to mask, at first Jukie appreciated the Pixar film festival, but soon, he had to venture out. So we started taking long walks, mostly in the afternoons. First we explored the circuit of South Davis greenbelts on which we live, and then eventually we ventured to other neighborhoods. 

Because of a medication change at the start of the pandemic, Jukie had put on some extra weight, but a few months of a healthy diet and a regimen of daily, low-impact exercise helped him trim down. Over our last year of walking, Jukie will often slow down, but he has rarely taken a rest. Like most of us during this pandemic, he has just kept going.

In 2020, Jukie joined me for most of my walks. According to my phone, I averaged 4.6 miles a day, for a total of 1,679 miles. In 2021, I resolved to walk even farther. Was it 15,00 miles? 1,750? 2,000? How do you think we did? No, really, I want you to guess.

I hereby invite you to pledge to the Smith-Lemli-Opitz Foundation in support of our year-long walkathon in honor of Jukie and others like him and medical research into his syndrome. If you think I walked 2,000 miles this year, and you wanted to pledge a penny a mile, that would be 20 bucks. If you think we averaged five miles a day this year, and wanted to pledge a dollar a daily mile, that would be five bucks. If you wanted pledge a dime for every thousand steps that I averaged in 2021, and if I walked a few more (instead of a lot more) steps this year compared to last, you might end up pledging $12 (for an average of 12,000 steps). 

In my next newsletter, and on Jukie’s birthday of January 4 via Facebook, I will reveal the grand total of miles, average miles, and steps that I walked (and sometimes ran) in 2021, and then invite you to pledge a tax-deductible gift to the SLO Foundation, or to adjust your pledge if your gift represented an underestimation of our 2021 walking prowess. I hope to raise $1000, but I bet I could do even more with your help.

For this fundraiser, we are using the Giving Hearts Day giving portal. Gretchen Noah, President and Treasurer of the Smith-Lemli-Opitz Foundation, has already convinced businesses and other organizations to pledge more than $10,000 in matching funds, thus doubling any donations raised through this fundraiser. My wife Kate also volunteers as the Director of Family Support and Communication for the Foundation, so I hear many stories about the families of newly-diagnosed babies – they would benefit significantly from our support.

So please pledge, either today or, even more helpfully, starting on January 3^rd to take advantage of the matching pledges. With your help, we could improve the lives of people who are born every day with the rare Smith-Lemli-Opitz Syndrome.

Thanks!

This week’s pub quiz is highly topical, and a little funereal, as perhaps you might expect for this last day of a difficult year. Expect questions on diamonds, online video, isolation, Iceland, people named Maradona, invented sandwiches, James Bond, hedonism, computer engineers, music collectives, California cities, important scientists, our friend Freud, calligraphy, male actors, pirates on TV, people who lament, fighter pilots, painting sins, searchlights, miners, dope monarchs, nuns, quizmasters, dreams of togetherness, years ending in zero, international flights, the US Census, loquacious villains, beloved departures, hate crimes, scientific nomenclature, Amazonian monsters, onetime American allies, French phrases, current events, and Shakespeare.

Thanks to everyone who supported the Pub Quiz and these newsletters throughout the year, especially those teams who support these efforts at premium levels, including Quizimodo, The Outside Agitators, and, especially, The Original Vincibles. Your support and kindness will be long remembered. If your resolutions include supporting Dr. Andy’s Pub Quiz, please visit me on Patreon.

Happy New Year to you and your families. I hope you remain sane and healthy!

Fondly,

Dr. Andy

P.S. And here are three questions from last week’s Pub Quiz:

1. Internet Culture. What company with a “duck” in its name is promising to release a desktop browser that’s as fast and as straightforward as a smartphone app? 

2. Newspaper Headlines. The county surrounding Chicago is joining the Windy City in requiring vaccine proof for people wanting to enter bars, restaurants, and gyms. Name the county.   

3. Four for Four. Surprisingly, which two of the following people were born in New York City: Harry Belafonte, Yo-Yo Ma, Saoirse Ronan, Ravi Shankar?  

P.P.S. “It is always important to know when something has reached its end. Closing circles, shutting doors, finishing chapters, it doesn’t matter what we call it; what matters is to leave in the past those moments in life that are over.” Paulo Coelho

P.P.P.S. My next Poetry Night takes place via ZOOM on November 6 at 7 PM. We are featuring the Poet Laureate of Sacramento and a poet from New York (via Kentucky). Great fun!

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

We are facing a darker Christmas than most. Inflation and omicron infection numbers are up. We look to legislators to come up with policies to address the problems we face as a nation, and as a world, but the stultifying conflicts continue, both within and between our political parties. The media coverage perseverates insatiably on scandal, conflict, and other forms of bad news.

Meanwhile, families are focusing on negotiating travel, visits, and potential covid exposure. The nationwide infighting about health education concerns has spilled into conversations at grandma’s house, where political differences are reflected in the political slogans affixed to the masks we wear, if we wear masks at all. I have heard it said that people with only two shots are not really vaccinated at all – some won’t let distant cousins in for Christmas dinner unless they have three stickers on their vaccination cards. I know a number of Davisites who “haven’t gotten around” to getting their booster shots, and now omicron a resulting better chance to take hold in our community. We have learned that this new variant, an expert at breakthroughs, will actually send more of us to our beleaguered hospitals, but at least it will kill a smaller percentage of us while we are there. 

This is cold comfort, as Shakespeare’s Grumio says in The Taming of the Shrew when discussing hearths and fireplaces: “But wilt thou make a fire, or shall I complain on thee to our mistress, whose hand, she being now at hand, thou shalt soon feel, to thy cold comfort, for being slow in thy hot office?” On this, the darkest week of the year in the northern hemisphere, cold comfort is the only sort of comfort we can look forward to. Although Cleopatra spoke fluent Greek (to Antony, among others), Shakespeare likely knew almost no Greek. Meanwhile, as Shakespeare will do if you give him a chance, the pandemic has updated our vocabularies. Before this is done, even people outside fraternities and sororities will have learned all the letters of the Greek alphabet.

Of course, we don’t know when this will be done. We learned this week that what was once called an epidemic, and which we know as the ongoing pandemic, may soon be classified as an endemic, that is, with no end date predicted. As NBC News said this morning, “Covid is here for good, scientists say.” I wonder when lawyers, detectives, and gangsters on TV shows, and superheroes and couples on first dates in our movies, will be touching elbows and masking up, if only in an attempt for verisimilitude. Ours is a Zoom era.

Who knows if the topic of the coronavirus will be barred from holiday table conversations this week, as is sometimes the case with religion and politics. If you have read thus far, and were looking for something bright and cheery for my holiday newsletter, you might have wished that I banned the topic myself.

Consider this consolation. Maybe it’s easy for me to say this, for I have already seen the new Spider-Man movie (and which my brother Oliver reviewed with zero spoilers), but the simpler joys that await us this holiday season often end up being more meaningful and memorable than those that depend upon big screens and frenetic schedules. Go for a walk outside. Read a new book of poetry. Play a game (perhaps this week’s trivia game courtesy of Dr. Andy) with the people in your home. If omicron remains an obstacle, friends and family will forgive you for breaking your plans.

Broken plans may mean a moment of reflection, a feeling of freedom, and a sigh of relief. As the comedian John Mulaney said to a pre-covid crowd that gathered for one of this shows, it’s easy not to do things: “I really do appreciate you coming to a thing because you didn’t have to, and it’s really easy not to go to things. It is so much easier not to do things than to do them, that you would do anything is totally remarkable. Percentage-wise, it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them, especially when you are supposed to do them. In terms of, like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin. It is an amazing feeling. Such instant joy.”

The weather forecasters promised cold rain all through the week, but I see that the sun has come out, and that the temperature is in the mid-50s. Depending on your attitude, and if you can step away from the (bad) news for a little while, today’s warmer temperatures might be a metaphor for the last week of our year. As Emily Brontë once said, “And from the midst of cheerless gloom / I passed to bright unclouded day.” To all of you who celebrate, Merry Christmas.

The people who support the Pub Quiz every month are a great gift to me, for they make these newsletters and the trivia contests possible. Please consider a Patreon sponsorship of the Pub Quiz as a last-minute gift for someone who loves trivia. $10 a month gets  you 52 quizzes a year, over 1500 new questions about topics that are worth thinking about. Thanks especially to the members of Quizimodo, The Outside Agitators, and The Original Vincibles.

This week’s Pub Quiz will feature questions on topics raised above, and on the following: Days to read books, Tom Cruise, famous parks, supervillains, unusual holidays, enclosures, big data, winter starts, the Super Bowl era, non-fiction breakthroughs, literary sons, eardrums, little rivers, inconvenient oil wells, areas south of Mexico, languages, Sondheim compositions, the homes of hermit actresses, Cuban-Americans, look-alike wars, anti-racists, people named Stephen, figs, deans with lines, surprising natives, American counties, ducks, big companies, current events, and Shakespeare.

Be well.

Dr. Andy

P.S. Here are three question’s from last week’s quiz:

1. Four for Four. Which two of the following four books were published in 1922: Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, Little House in the Big Woods (Little House, #1) by Laura Ingalls Wilder, Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse, The Waste Land by T.S. Eliot?   

2. Islands of the World. The third-largest island in the world and the largest in Asia starts with the letter B. Name it.  

3. Baby Names. Of all the baby names chosen in 2020, almost twice as many began with the letter A, the most common baby name letter, as the letter J, the second most common. Next came M, E, and L. What letter came last, meaning that the fewest 2020 baby names started with this letter?  

Dear Friends of the Pub Quiz,

Last night I hosted a special fundraiser for the Yolo Food Bank that featured Davis vice-mayor Lucas Frerichs reading the holiday classic “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement Clarke Moore. I myself performed “A Child’s Christmas in Wales” by Dylan Thomas. Yolo Food Bank executive director Michael Bisch spoke about the work of his organization to address food insecurity throughout the year, but especially during the holidays, when many of us eat with gusto and abandon.

Michael also referenced a poem I wrote that appeared in the holiday card sent by the Food Bank to all its supporters (a great honor to me). With the hopes that I might inspire you to make a donation (or an additional donation) to the Yolo Food Bank this month, I am reprinting the poem here.

Hunger

By Dr. Andy Jones, UC Davis

“A hungry man is not a free man.” Adlai E. Stevenson

Practiced at gauging want, slender Pablo 

has attuned to everyday aches, 

the ways his parents’ eyes turn downward

in weary increments, like little frowns.

It makes no sense, his father working so hard,

To have so little. Wiry and strong from incessant labors,

Guillermo finds that his wage neglects 

To provide his family even the minimum.

The people Guillermo serves couldn’t imagine that he

And his wife and son all sleep in the same room,

Also the kitchen: So much happening in the one room,

But also not enough. Pablo eats at school.

Pablo would like to lean into growing, his only job,

But he carries a simple sack filled with absence

The way that his classmates carry backpacks

Filled with permission slips and packed lunches.

Pablo feels unauthorized, that he has no permission.

His hunger, punishment for transgressions

He has not yet lived long enough to make,

Is inscrutable, like the weight of negative numbers.

The freeform unfairness of the absence distracts, 

Gnaws at him the way his stomach gnaws on itself.

Every thought he starts, it stumbles,

Like his own bisabuela, too weary to walk.

The refrigerator light reveals a bag of tortillas,

But no ingredients for them to enfold and deliver.

The tortillas are the walls of the overexposed grocery store: 

They contain everything, but to him, provide nothing. 

This poem was prompted by my encountering a haunting photo from a photo essay on poverty, and by the beautiful word “bisabuela,” meaning “great-grandmother.” As Michael Bisch pointed out, many of the farm workers who have been called “essential” worked throughout the pandemic and are now finding that they themselves don’t have enough healthy food to eat. Many feel that society fails to reward them for their essential work. If you believe ironic injustices like that should be addressed locally (as well as nationally), please consider giving a donation to the Yolo Food Bank before the end of 2021.

This week’s Pub Quiz will feature questions on the following topics: Google searches, childhood friends, anthropology, famous artists, guest musicians on holiday, dreary words, gratitude, mankind, Renaissance men on the move, future kings, Oklahoma City notables, old friends, vampire encounters, the wonders of agronomy, inventiveness, thick liquids, electric vehicles, world wars, Mary Tyler Moore, Aramaic among the nine languages, wool cereal in Chicago, physics, sports options, working-class heroes, unpopular baby names, Hermann Hesse, wired counties, missed marines, holiday marketing campaigns, current events, and Shakespeare.

Thanks all year to the Patreon sponsors of the Pub Quiz, including Quizimodo, The Outside Agitators, and The Original Vincibles. If you would like to sign on as a new sponsor on Patreon, even at the lowest level, I will be sure to send you all my December Pub Quizzes.

Thanks, and I hope you get to spend some time with your loved ones in the coming weeks. That said, stay safe.

Best,

Dr. Andy

P.S. Here are three questions from last week’s pub quiz:

1. Mottos and Slogans and Sayings. “Fortune favors the bold” is 

spoken by a chief antagonist in The Aeneid. Name the author. 

2. Internet Culture. Starting with the letter D, what best app or service of 2021 did CNET call a “fun, functional approach to learning a language”? 
3. Newspaper Headlines. As we recently learned, what city became the largest municipality in the U.S. to allow noncitizens to vote in local elections? 

P.P.S. “A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking.” Earl Wilson